Score: 8

"I turned out fine."

submission: Never Touch Children

date: September 13, 2007

This flash really did have a deep message behind it.

Showing the silliness that is the current world's view on pedophiles is a very interesting idea, and this flash is used well. Firemen handling children, nurses helping with birth... You really do have to be this careful these days.

The small electric shock was the icing on the cake, and the punchline really did spread the message. I never expected such intelligence and humour to come from a Clock crew animation.

4/5.

Score: 9

"God doesn't exist! Not listening! Nanananana."

submission: Messed-Up Bible Stories 3

date: September 13, 2007

Even though I'm a Christian, I simply found this flash to be incredible. The quality of the one-liners found within this movie is astounding, and tops anything else you've previously made. The explanation for how Atheism came about was perfect; I simply love the way you have your opinion on other topics as well, not just Christianity.

Truly epic from start to finish, this series is really turning out good. Keep up the fantastic work, 5/5.

Score: 10

"Haunting"

submission: Leftovers

date: September 13, 2007

This is my first 10/10 I have given on a review. I must say I found this flash to be so wonderfully conceived and fresh, that I'm lost for words. The entire movie was so haunting and calm, yet accomplished and confident with it's characters and story. 5/5.

Score: 8

""what, what do you want?" "I WANT YOUR SOUL.""

submission: Attack of the Birds

date: September 13, 2007

This movie was fantastic, and I actually felt scared by the extreme view of the way birds really act. Props for inventing something this original, if only Hitchcock had thought of it...

But seriously, great work =P 4/5.

Score: 8

"Brilliant premis"

submission: Disguise

date: September 13, 2007

I loved this short, an extremely interesting idea (two men, apparently able to disguise themselves as any object, trying to outdo each over in a chase) that could carry well over to a full-length (10 minutes) animation. 4/5.

Score: 9

""FLAWLESS VICTORY!""

submission: Clock Suckers Episode 6

date: September 13, 2007

Great work Mike and Andy, you have returned the brilliance of the Clock Suckers' formula with a hilarious, if a tad cliche', episode. I cannot wait for the next 5 episodes, managing two successful series and still coming up with original storylines and jokes is a great achievement. 5/5.

Score: 8

""It's like a fucking brick wall!""

submission: Clock Suckers Episode 5

date: September 13, 2007

I'm sorry to say this series is starting to age. Episodes 1, 2 and 3 were all perfect - original ideas, off-the-wall humor and classic 'why didn't I think of that' storylines; but now the series is beginning to wear off it's appeal due to over-doing the physical comedy and shock humor. Still excellent though, 4/5.

Score: 6

"Hehe"

submission: ChainMails

date: September 5, 2007

That was pretty funny. Nicely made, it didn't make me laugh but it was quite entertaining. 3/5.

Score: 9

""Turning the future into a field of human skulls""

submission: Clock Suckers Episode 4

date: September 5, 2007

The entire series of Clock Suckers is brilliant - random but intelligent, cliche' but knows it, great animation without betraying it's comic roots... I salute you. I would have given this a 4, but the quality and fun that abounds from this series cannot be ignored. 5/5!

Score: 8

"You again!"

submission: More Chainmail

date: September 5, 2007

Your a great Newgrounds author, I just checked the creator when I saw your name! It's Cushion here.

Anyway, awesome flash, I liked the style and I couldn't find a fault in it. The Punchline got my laughing because I can relate - shit like this is just hilarious. Great job, 4/5.